WARNING: Do not use iron while wearing clothes intended to be ironed

These days people are really worried about being sued for stuff. Here is a list that were on products preventing lawsuits:

On an anti-virus software product: we cannot be held responsible for any viruses received from this product.

On a scooter: Warning: This product moves.

On an iron:Warning: Do not use iron while wearing clothes intended to be ironed.

On a hairdrier: Warning: Not intended for use while taking a shower.

On an oven: Warning: This product uses heat.

On a fake tree: This product does not produce fruit.