Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. Theanswer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wifeand two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terroristwith a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyeswith you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raisesthe knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a 40 caliber Glock, and you are anexpert shot. You have mere seconds before he reachesyou and your family. What do you do?__________________________________________________
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer thequestion!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspirehim to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knockthe knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built intoit?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kindof message does this send to society and to mychildren?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he becontent just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could myfamily get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, andmake this a happier, healthier street that woulddiscourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this withsome friends for few days and try to come to aconsensus.__________________________________________________

Republican's Answer:
BANG!



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Southerner's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those theWinchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You're not takin' that to the Taxidermist


Thanks to:

Christina G.