Dinner at the White House

My mother was just called on behalf of Mrs. Laura Bush inviting my family to a movie at the White House. We will be watching Prince Caspian... in the White House private family theater.

Awesome!!!

Stuck in an Elevator

Ok so I was heading down to get some quarters for the vending machine at a hotel in stotesbury.

I stepped into the elevator and pressed the "1" button. The door started to close and I heard a loud screech.
The door to the elevator then shut 9/10ths of the way so there was about 2 inches of light between the door and the wall.
The chamber descended.
Then it stopped.
Then, inch, by inch, by inch... it screeched lower and lower sliding downward.
I screamed.
Then, I gathered myself and tried to escape(after I called the police of course)
***NOTE TO PARENTS EVERYWHERE***
This is a very good reason to buy your child a cell phone.

Ok, so I tried to escape.
I got on the rails and tried to go out throught the top.
I'd like to say that it worked and I climbed out of the elevator by climbing up the cables...
It didn't.
Eventually the elevator magicaly opened.


the end.

Abortion T-Shirt

No, this isn't the first time my sister and I have been in the principals office to debate our first amendment rights.

This is another case.

This Thursday was "National Pro-Life T-Shirt Day" My sister and I were both harassed about our shirts. Me and my sisters made a video to tell you all about it... so please spare 3 minutes and watch a very... polite... video describing last Thursday at my sisters elementary school.=)